cornblake

bad poetry

Cuma, Ekim 7

 

i,me,myself,mine.

1.
"Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"
"Actually, that's the definition of selfish."
- George and Jerry,  "The Secret Code"

2.
"What is with all these books?"
"I stopped having sex."
- Elaine and George, "The Abstinence"

3.
"I don't have one female friend left."
"Of course you don't. You're a man's woman. You hate other women and they hate you."
- Elaine and Kramer,  "The Pool Guy"



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